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1/26/2012 3:32pm
Do you find HER creepy, horrific and umm, prompting shrinkage - or does she
somehow arouse some delectable sexual fantasies, within your insurance - premium
thought-process.
http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive…
Me ? In my nightmares, she's coming at me in the carnival fun-house, over-done lipstick
gnawing on a serrated knife that glistens back teeth-whitener. Her maniacal stare is
accompanied by an obscure Nine-inch Nails track....Policy turned down.
The Shop
HAR.
You're requesting broad coverage then, sir ?
OUCH!
Pit Row
yeah.
My premiums have just been enlarged.
She has that kinky, lightly retarded " I will bonk you then slice your
testicles with a paring knife, dropping your nads
into a steamy, oiled wok and stir-fry them with bok-choi & ginger-sauce-look."
Not entirely unappealing, yet highly charged with sweaty fear.
I got a couple college aged memories about that kind of girl and what she can do to you. I would bang her in a heartbeat.
and btw, dont ever show the Diner Dash games to any woman in your life. They will never get off your computer!!!!
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