Moto Clichés

aeffertz
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Edited Date/Time 1/18/2020 10:53am
What are you tired of hearing? I think what makes me roll my eyes the most is when someone says one to you as if they're the first person to say it.

Example: Want to make a million dollars racing? Start with 2 million!
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sumdood
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1/16/2020 10:16pm
2nd place is the first loser
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moscrop940
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1/16/2020 10:22pm
“After practice we found a few things“

Or

“We thought we found some things after practice and we went the wrong way.”


Jesus Christ just say you didn’t ride as well as you could’ve and move on
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sumdood
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1/16/2020 10:55pm
The guy that won was in the wrong class
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JM485
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1/16/2020 11:28pm
People constantly saying “the sport”, and more specifically proclaiming that something is good/bad for “the sport”. I hate to break it to you but this is an activity of individuals of various disciplines and skill levels, some thing or person does not speak for or define “the sport”, and I especially don’t understand where the hell anyone gets off believing that they somehow have the devine right to decide what is or is not good.

Also, to a similar extent, “flex characteristics”. That’s like saying “highly engineered”, it means absolutely nothing and doesn’t give anything even remotely resembling useful information. It’s like describing a frame and saying it made from “a metallic material”, of course it is and of course it flexes, both statements are useless and tell the consumer absolutely nothing.
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Talisker
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1/16/2020 11:41pm Edited Date/Time 1/16/2020 11:44pm
Win on Sunday....Sell on Monday....

Another one is.... “We need to grow the sport”
The sport will not grow with decreasing bike sales, period!!!!
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slotsquid
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1/16/2020 11:43pm Edited Date/Time 1/16/2020 11:44pm
That red plate gets real heavy...

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fanger
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1/17/2020 12:10am
You can't win the championship at A1, but you can lose it...

This saying goes for every race except the last.
"The championship doesn't start until Daytona."
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ledger
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1/17/2020 1:39am
When Ralph announces and uses the word...Bobble.
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cody41
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1/17/2020 3:16am
“We just weren’t feeling it out there.”
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rossi46
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JM485 wrote:
People constantly saying “the sport”, and more specifically proclaiming that something is good/bad for “the sport”. I hate to break it to you but this is...
People constantly saying “the sport”, and more specifically proclaiming that something is good/bad for “the sport”. I hate to break it to you but this is an activity of individuals of various disciplines and skill levels, some thing or person does not speak for or define “the sport”, and I especially don’t understand where the hell anyone gets off believing that they somehow have the devine right to decide what is or is not good.

Also, to a similar extent, “flex characteristics”. That’s like saying “highly engineered”, it means absolutely nothing and doesn’t give anything even remotely resembling useful information. It’s like describing a frame and saying it made from “a metallic material”, of course it is and of course it flexes, both statements are useless and tell the consumer absolutely nothing.
It’s like when someone see’s someone doing a wheelie or speeding and say that it’s giving all motorcyclists a bad name. Lol.
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TbonesPop
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when in doubt, throttle out

If you’re not first, you’re last

Huck a buck

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kb228
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1/17/2020 4:30am
Send it.
TbonesPop wrote:
That’s the all time worst, God I hate that one
Just gonna seennnnddd itttttt
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ElliotB16
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1/17/2020 6:22am
Going to hurt some feelings here but “braaap” is one of the worst
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sumdood
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1/17/2020 6:52am Edited Date/Time 1/17/2020 6:54am
-MAVERICK- wrote:
Keys to the race:

Grab a good start.

Yeah, no shit!
LaughingLaughing Yeah congrats Columbo thanks for pointing that out.

X 2 on Huck a buck

Set sail
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motogrady
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1/17/2020 6:52am
Here's an old one u don't hear much anymore.
Years ago some pro kinda ran me wide on a big sweeper. Almost put it in the fence.
Pissed, later I tracked him down in the pits.
After listening to the rant, he kinda smiled, saying, "dude....relax, an inch is like a yard".
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bvm111
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1/17/2020 7:20am
Oh....

I was (insert any position other than 1st) on the hole shot!

As in.... I was fifth on the hole shot!

WTF does that even mean?
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mattyhamz2
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1/17/2020 7:21am
Send it.
TbonesPop wrote:
That’s the all time worst, God I hate that one
kb228 wrote:
Just gonna seennnnddd itttttt
Are you silly? I’m still gunna send it!

I hate when people say “I got 3rd on the holeshot”
No dude, you were 4th off the start. The dude in first coming out of the turn got the holeshot.
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mattyhamz2
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bvm111 wrote:
Oh.... I was (insert any position other than 1st) on the hole shot! As in.... I was fifth on the hole shot! WTF does that even...
Oh....

I was (insert any position other than 1st) on the hole shot!

As in.... I was fifth on the hole shot!

WTF does that even mean?
We apparently were thinking the same thing and posted at the same time 😂
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