You might be a moto bro if..

Edited Date/Time 11/24/2017 12:27pm
You wear your ears tucked under your hat.

You finish every sentence with the word bro.

You point out to other moto bro's how much better your yellow colored carbon fiber on your yoshi silencer is over the normal colors.

You brag about getting 3rd in the c class at Loretta's but you could have won if you trained harder while smoking a cigarette.

You troll vital with js7 posts

You torqued your sprocket bolts and take a nap.

Your bike looks faster then you actually are.

You make posts like this on vital - before one of you can say It!
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KiwiJack
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11/16/2017 11:48am
I'd be stoked with 3rd in C class at Loretta's.
mattyhamz2
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11/16/2017 11:49am
KiwiJack wrote:
I'd be stoked with 3rd in C class at Loretta's.
So would I. I’d be stoked to make it in that class. A lot of fast kids in c class. But I forget that back east c is beginner, unlike out west.

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Giygas
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11/16/2017 11:56am Edited Date/Time 11/16/2017 11:56am
The most cringy "bro" move is wearing a flat bill hat.
MX Guy
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11/16/2017 12:06pm
KiwiJack wrote:
I'd be stoked with 3rd in C class at Loretta's.
While hackin' a dart, too
Hut
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11/16/2017 12:17pm
"Your bike looks faster then you actually are."



peelout
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11/16/2017 1:22pm
check out Meg's newest ink, bro



Camp332
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11/16/2017 1:30pm
peelout wrote:
check out Meg's newest ink, bro [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2017/11/16/225474/s1200_98f44232fbcdcf7b71a86fd964222e01_dirtbike_tattoo_motorcross.jpg[/img]
check out Meg's newest ink, bro



Tell Meg it looks great bro
peelout
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11/16/2017 1:40pm
peelout wrote:
check out Meg's newest ink, bro [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2017/11/16/225474/s1200_98f44232fbcdcf7b71a86fd964222e01_dirtbike_tattoo_motorcross.jpg[/img]
check out Meg's newest ink, bro



Camp332 wrote:
Tell Meg it looks great bro
bro, tell her yourself
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11/16/2017 1:42pm
someone say flat bill
Camp332
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11/16/2017 1:54pm
peelout wrote:
bro, tell her yourself
Just hit her up in DM bro.
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11/16/2017 4:19pm
Hut wrote:
"Your bike looks faster then you actually are." [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2017/11/16/225460/s1200_MiddleAgeMan.jpg[/img]
"Your bike looks faster then you actually are."



That’s most of us.....

It’s called a “vet rider”
olds cool
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11/16/2017 4:32pm
If you use "then" in place of "than" bro...
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11/16/2017 5:29pm
Hut wrote:
"Your bike looks faster then you actually are." [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2017/11/16/225460/s1200_MiddleAgeMan.jpg[/img]
"Your bike looks faster then you actually are."



MxKing809 wrote:
That’s most of us.....

It’s called a “vet rider”
My bike is still stock, graphics and all...
Camp332
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11/16/2017 5:41pm
slipdog wrote:
My bike is still stock, graphics and all...
^^ SlipBro, youre fast but still a Brofessor
MxKing809
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11/16/2017 6:18pm
Hut wrote:
"Your bike looks faster then you actually are." [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2017/11/16/225460/s1200_MiddleAgeMan.jpg[/img]
"Your bike looks faster then you actually are."



MxKing809 wrote:
That’s most of us.....

It’s called a “vet rider”
slipdog wrote:
My bike is still stock, graphics and all...
wildbill
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11/16/2017 6:20pm
Shit, I brag about getting 6th in the Washougal C-class.

There were 5 sandbaggers in front of me. G-man, was that you?
slipdog
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11/16/2017 8:27pm
slipdog wrote:
My bike is still stock, graphics and all...
Camp332 wrote:
^^ SlipBro, youre fast but still a Brofessor
Bro... You're like the Brota to my Brobi Wan Kenobi!
Hut
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11/16/2017 8:52pm
MxKing809 wrote:
That’s most of us.....

It’s called a “vet rider”

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