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wreckitrandy
10/2/2016 8:25pm
10/2/2016 8:25pm
A friend of mine played this gem on a waitress about 3 am,,,, 'Baby, if you was gravy,,, I'd sop you.'
Either it'll work or it won't, but at least you won't waste time finding out.
Can't get them away from you after that.
"Where were you four years ago?"
The Shop
"How would you like to go in 50/50 on a bastard child?"
Lick your finger and touch their sleeve and say "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."
TM
Her- " A kind-of-chin?"
"A kind of chin I'd like to bounce my nuts off of"
Works every time...jk
Myself : YOU!!!!!!
It worked like a charm. Also helped that she was flirting with me the entire meal.
oh, a long time, we're only in the esophagus right now.
Pit Row
Ole lucky Harry Backmon might be on to something, Burt didn't need any pick up lines back in the 70's, dude was a chick magnet back in the day and he looked like a damn woolly mammoth
"What?"
You have to be able to spit game starting immediately, however.
You got a chic playing games with ya? Just use it! what do you have to lose? You go to the after party with them, you meet this person, you go to this gas station to buy beer and get food, then they want to go here......STOP! Say ok, then I'm going to bite your ass, because I really want to bite your ass. But I'm with my friends...NOPE, I just want to bite your ass, I don't care who bites theirs.
Picking a girl over her friends.... Done deal.
It works on girls you already know and gets them right out of the friend zone. Light conversation, then just through it out, Hey, you might want to stay away from me tonight. Why? Because I'm drinking tonight and right now I really want to bite your ass. They will be over to see you 10 times before the night is over. All problems solved, friend zone...gone.
One of my favorites is big purse girl. Ask her if she has Gatoraid and a sweat towel in there. No....(confused look) Well, if I'm going to bite your ass your going to need it.
Stealing girls... My boyfriend this... my boyfriend that.. Does he bite your ass? Don't be rubbing up on me because I'll bite your ass.
It just solves so many problems and gets everything up front. Used in the right situation, it works damn near every time.
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