Chick in Progressive Ads ?

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Edited Date/Time 1/26/2012 3:32pm

Do you find HER creepy, horrific and umm, prompting shrinkage - or does she

somehow arouse some delectable sexual fantasies, within your insurance - premium

thought-process.


http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive…


Me ? In my nightmares, she's coming at me in the carnival fun-house, over-done lipstick

gnawing on a serrated knife that glistens back teeth-whitener. Her maniacal stare is

accompanied by an obscure Nine-inch Nails track....Policy turned down.

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kcadrenalin 9/22/2009 11:46am
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Someone posted some pictures of her in a thread over in moto a while back and she actually looked pretty good.
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attractive in a, i-would-never-normally-find-a-chick-like-her-attractive sort of way.
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Lilith 9/22/2009 11:47am
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I think she is prego in some of the Ads, which I think is cute. The ad works, you are thinking about her. Wink

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Ummm no...
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flarider wrote:
I think she's kinda hot


ha ha ha ha ha.... Me too.
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SEEMEFIRST 9/22/2009 11:54am
9/22/2009 11:54am Edited Date/Time 9/22/2009 11:55am
Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find her kinda cute.
DirtyFilter75 9/22/2009 11:57am
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I am eagerly awaiting her sex video that will rocket her to stardom!!!
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Rupert X 9/22/2009 11:59am
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SEEMEFIRST wrote:
Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find...
Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find her kinda cute.


HAR.


You're requesting broad coverage then, sir ?
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flarider wrote:
I think she's kinda hot


x2 and I don't know why. Must be the motohead talk.
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88sdad 9/22/2009 12:02pm
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I find her kinda hot, in a "She's a little dingy, maybe I got a shot" kinda ways.
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SEEMEFIRST 9/22/2009 12:04pm
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SEEMEFIRST wrote:
Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find...
Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find her kinda cute.
Rupert X wrote:


HAR.


You're requesting broad coverage then, sir ?
Uh huh...
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I think I figured it out what it is that intrigues me about her. She reminds me of that chick "there was this one time... at band camp..."
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indy_maico 9/22/2009 12:12pm
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I am partial to the e-insurance girl myself

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I was going to say something about her face but Geeze just ruined the thought ..... in a good way.

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SEEMEFIRST wrote:
Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find...
Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find her kinda cute.
Breathing is a plus...but not necessary.
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motogeezer 9/22/2009 12:44pm
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huck wrote:
Breathing is a plus...but not necessary.
Huck's a Necrophiliac?

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SEEMEFIRST 9/22/2009 12:46pm
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SEEMEFIRST wrote:
Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find...
Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find her kinda cute.
huck wrote:
Breathing is a plus...but not necessary.
Dude, I was trying to give the illusion that you had at least a modicum of self respect.
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motogeezer wrote:
I meant... OUCH! [img]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_91s-Zkod9Gc/Snus68_-2CI/AAAAAAAAGL4/H0Wu4ta6P4E/s400/stephaniecourteny.jpg[/img]
I meant...

OUCH!



Would you?
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motogeezer 9/22/2009 12:50pm
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motogeezer wrote:
I meant... OUCH! [img]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_91s-Zkod9Gc/Snus68_-2CI/AAAAAAAAGL4/H0Wu4ta6P4E/s400/stephaniecourteny.jpg[/img]
I meant...

OUCH!



ProMed wrote:
Would you?
Well.....














yeah.Whistling
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motogeezer wrote:
I meant... OUCH! [img]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_91s-Zkod9Gc/Snus68_-2CI/AAAAAAAAGL4/H0Wu4ta6P4E/s400/stephaniecourteny.jpg[/img]
I meant...

OUCH!





My premiums have just been enlarged.

She has that kinky, lightly retarded " I will bonk you then slice your

testicles with a paring knife, dropping your nads

into a steamy, oiled wok and stir-fry them with bok-choi & ginger-sauce-look."




Not entirely unappealing, yet highly charged with sweaty fear.
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SEEMEFIRST 9/22/2009 1:27pm
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I'm guessing a photoshop job there, but it makesfor a nice image.
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She's got that "end of a night drinking, breakfast at the truck stop, flirty but slightly sleezy waitress" thing going on.

I got a couple college aged memories about that kind of girl and what she can do to you. I would bang her in a heartbeat.
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DSteg222 9/22/2009 2:53pm
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I think Progressive stole her whole image from the Diner Dash chick named Flo...

and btw, dont ever show the Diner Dash games to any woman in your life. They will never get off your computer!!!!



DirtyFilter75 9/22/2009 5:04pm
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as long as she's warm and has at least one operational orifice. It's on!
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BUTCH 9/22/2009 5:12pm
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I think she's a straight up dog! She does nothing for me! I hate the one commercial where she revs up her motor! I put her in the same annoying league as the sham wow guy, and the same creepy league as the Burger King guy!
DirtyFilter75 9/22/2009 5:23pm
9/22/2009 5:23pm
Rupert X wrote:
Do you find HER creepy, horrific and umm, prompting shrinkage - or does she somehow arouse some delectable sexual fantasies, within your insurance - premium thought-process...

Do you find HER creepy, horrific and umm, prompting shrinkage - or does she

somehow arouse some delectable sexual fantasies, within your insurance - premium

thought-process.


http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive…


Me ? In my nightmares, she's coming at me in the carnival fun-house, over-done lipstick

gnawing on a serrated knife that glistens back teeth-whitener. Her maniacal stare is

accompanied by an obscure Nine-inch Nails track....Policy turned down.

I would watch a porn where the sham wow guy and the KING rail Progressive Girl! Someone should make this happen!

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