Joke of the day

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11/8/2017 10:06am Edited Date/Time 11/27/2017 7:29am
Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein walk into a sex addiction clinic...

Oh wait, that's a headline, not a joke.
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11/8/2017 11:14am
Lmao Perhaps, but they won't be laughing about much of anything, once the law has had its way with them. On the upside, Spacey is going to get all the sex with men he could possibly desire, once sentence is handed down.


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11/8/2017 9:47pm Edited Date/Time 11/8/2017 9:47pm
I`m surprised Trump did not get the same treatment. There are like six women who accused him of the same thing. So the joke should be- Trump, Spacey and Weinstein sitting at the bar.
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11/8/2017 10:03pm
kongols wrote:
I`m surprised Trump did not get the same treatment. There are like six women who accused him of the same thing. So the joke should be-...
I`m surprised Trump did not get the same treatment. There are like six women who accused him of the same thing. So the joke should be- Trump, Spacey and Weinstein sitting at the bar.
Trump wasn't interested in minors nor was he a serial rapist, but nice try.
Although hillary could be included by association.
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11/8/2017 10:03pm
trump spacey weinstein setting at a bar in latvia, they each offer to buy kongols a drink. Kongols says yes, spacey says, I can't help myself and I have to ask kongols, did it hurt to have your testicals cutoff? Kongols replies, yes, but the needle thru the skull to suck out half my brain was much worse.

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11/8/2017 10:19pm
GIwasB4 wrote:
trump spacey weinstein setting at a bar in latvia, they each offer to buy kongols a drink. Kongols says yes, spacey says, I can't help myself...
trump spacey weinstein setting at a bar in latvia, they each offer to buy kongols a drink. Kongols says yes, spacey says, I can't help myself and I have to ask kongols, did it hurt to have your testicals cutoff? Kongols replies, yes, but the needle thru the skull to suck out half my brain was much worse.
Wouldn`t happen. I don`t drink at all.
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11/8/2017 10:20pm
You forgot humas guy
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11/8/2017 10:24pm Edited Date/Time 11/8/2017 10:24pm
oldblood wrote:
You forgot humas guy
He was busy on his cell phone. He has no time for bars. Oh, sorry- he`s behind the bars.
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11/8/2017 10:46pm
What do you get if you fool around with a gypsie on her period ?























your palm read for free
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Fuck yeah Scoot! Cheers for the memoriesLaughingSilly
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Joke of the day related... Can't blow our cover.
The bartender, used to these sorts of jokes, lets it slide. "What'll you have?" he asks the trio.
"I'll have a pint," the man says. "Just a Coke for me," says the ostrich. "I'll have a scotch," the cat says. He looks at the man, "so long as you're buying."
"Right," the bartender says, "that'll be $12.75."
The man nods, and reaches into his pocket. He pulls out exactly $12.75 without counting it, and then another $1.55 for tip. He and his animals go find a table.
Later, the three return to the bar. They order a cider, a Ginger Ale, and another scotch, that again the cat isn't paying for. The bartender declares it to be $13.50, and the man pulls that from his pocket without looking at it, and then drops $1.65 for tip.
This goes on for a few rounds, with the bartender naming the price, and the man not even counting his money. Talking animals is one thing, the bartender thought, but this...this is new.
"Right then," the bartender says as the man pays for another round of drinks. "How are you doing that? With the money that is."
The man nods. He's a bit drunk, and feeling talkative anyways. "So, this one time," he begins, "I went to a local discount store."
"Now, in this store, I find a lamp. Bit dented, bit dirty, but it's a buck and I figure I'll take it. I bring it home, go to clean it up, and sure enough, out pops a genie!"
The man gives pause for effect, but again, the bartender is used to this sort of thing, and waits patiently for the punchline. "Right," the man continues, "so this genie, he offers me two wishes..."
"Only two?" the bartender questioned.
"It was a discount genie," the man explained.
"Go on."
"So, for my first wish, I wished to be able to always reach into my front pocket, and pull out exactly whatever money I need to buy whatever I want." The man shrugged. "Be it a pint or a car or a house, I will always have exactly that much money in my pocket."
"Well, that's smart," the bartender noted. "Most folks would wish for a million dollars, or what have you. You? You're set for life." The bartender pulled the man another pint, since obviously he could afford it. "That's very smart; you're a smart man."
"Well, yeah, I thought so at first, but then I made my second wish."
"Really? And what was that?" The bartender asked.
The man nodded towards his companions. "For my second wish, I wished for a bird with long legs, and a tight pussy."
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11/9/2017 12:48am
I`m gonna be cynical here, but don`t take it as me defending anyone. People do crazy things for fame and money. I don`t by that they did not know what they were doing or was caught by surprise.
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11/9/2017 2:46am
oldblood wrote:
Trump wasn't interested in minors nor was he a serial rapist, but nice try.
Although hillary could be included by association.
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11/9/2017 5:44am
Leave it to Kong to ruin another thread.Wink

All the while his girl who was in bed with Weinstein and all those pedophiles still lost.
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11/9/2017 8:21am Edited Date/Time 11/9/2017 8:21am
newmann wrote:
Leave it to Kong to ruin another thread.Wink

All the while his girl who was in bed with Weinstein and all those pedophiles still lost.
My girl? That`s as far from truth as you can get.
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11/9/2017 8:38am
One thing to think about is there are a lot of women/men coming out that they were grouped/raped/assaulted etc.

Imagine number of the women/men who accepted these advances willing as a way to advance their career. You kinda have to think they are sweating a bit because they probably don't want it to come out that they fucked this producer or this actor etc...

I would bet the number of consensuals is higher then the number of those who rebuffed these advances.
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11/9/2017 8:56am
TXDirt wrote:
One thing to think about is there are a lot of women/men coming out that they were grouped/raped/assaulted etc. Imagine number of the women/men who accepted...
One thing to think about is there are a lot of women/men coming out that they were grouped/raped/assaulted etc.

Imagine number of the women/men who accepted these advances willing as a way to advance their career. You kinda have to think they are sweating a bit because they probably don't want it to come out that they fucked this producer or this actor etc...

I would bet the number of consensuals is higher then the number of those who rebuffed these advances.
And each one of them who didn't say a word is responsible for the next one who got nailed.
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11/9/2017 9:19am
newmann wrote:
Leave it to Kong to ruin another thread.Wink

All the while his girl who was in bed with Weinstein and all those pedophiles still lost.
The thread had potential until wet blanket :/
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11/9/2017 9:41am
I never even knew who Weinstein was until after all this came to light, what a perv....


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11/9/2017 1:12pm
Just looked at the news. By the time they are done, there will be dirt on 99% of actors and politicians, lol.
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11/9/2017 1:13pm
It used to be sextapes. Now it`s a new trend.
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11/9/2017 2:16pm
“Hold my beer”- Roy Moore
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Father and young son were talking. "Dad, why did you name my sister Rose?" Dad explains, "Because that's one of the things your mother likes, BJ."
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11/9/2017 3:58pm
Now Louis C.K. is busted for yanking it in front of women. Huh
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Now Louis C.K. is busted for yanking it in front of women. Huh
It's just starting. I hope I can keep my skeletons in the closet. Scratch famous movie star turned politician off my bucket list.
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11/9/2017 6:22pm
plowboy wrote:
Father and young son were talking. "Dad, why did you name my sister Rose?" Dad explains, "Because that's one of the things your mother likes, BJ."
LOL BJ. Started laughing out loud like an idiot.
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It's just starting. I hope I can keep my skeletons in the closet. Scratch famous movie star turned politician off my bucket list.
Laughing
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11/9/2017 7:30pm
I'm curious how many of these celebs had sex with these producers and such willingly to get ahead and are now calling sexual assault.
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11/9/2017 7:36pm Edited Date/Time 11/27/2017 7:29am
Hut wrote:
I never even knew who Weinstein was until after all this came to light, what a perv.... [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2017/11/09/224157/s1200_happyhastert.jpg[/img]
I never even knew who Weinstein was until after all this came to light, what a perv....


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agn5009 wrote:
I'm curious how many of these celebs had sex with these producers and such willingly to get ahead and are now calling sexual assault.
All of them? How many parents partied it up while their child actor children were getting pegged?

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