Potty shack humor

just James
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Edited Date/Time 8/6/2020 4:06pm

Didn't Thorogood do a song about this subject a while back?

Yeah......eah, with nobody else..........

Ol' George even sounds like he's strainin' a bit.
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just James
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just James 7/25/2020 5:11pm
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One day when I was waiting to unload my truck at work, I was watching a dude who was cleaning one of those potty shacks. He seemed to take his job seriously, and was doing a pretty good job at getting the thing clean. Not a job that most of us would want. I generally have some respect for the people who do the jobs that most people think are beneath them. Dude must not make much money at it though, as it seems that he couldn't even afford any gloves. Dizzy
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ATKpilot99 7/25/2020 5:55pm
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Those who write on shit house walls roll their shit in little balls, those who read those words of wit eat those little balls of shit.
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KMC440 7/25/2020 6:34pm
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No Loonies or Toonies please and thank you

I know I have some somewhere around here.
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Boomslang 7/26/2020 12:56am
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I was down in the Bronx (Navy Way projects) building a basket ball court for Taj Gibson. We had a rented porta can on site. I went to take a piss and opened the door only to find shit and toilet paper everywhere. The security guard told me someone had tipped it over during the night.

Fast forward a few hours. My boss comes running past us holding his arse. He had a bad case of diarrhea and was headed for the shithouse. The boys and myself said nothing. He opened the door and started screaming and swearing....he had to go in...we were roaring with laughter.

He emerged, still swearing and pissed off back to his hotel for the day.

Whenever he is close by the boys always say...something smells.
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just James 7/26/2020 5:03am
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Saw two dudes driving around together servicing the shacks one day, without gloves, and between them on the seat of the truck was an open box of fried chicken that they were sharing between stops. Yum yum
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plowboy 7/26/2020 6:13am
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Saw this way back:

There once was a girl from Minot
Who lived on pig shit and snot
When she couldn't get these
She ate the green cheese
That she scraped from the sides of her t...
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just James wrote:
Saw two dudes driving around together servicing the shacks one day, without gloves, and between them on the seat of the truck was an open box...
Saw two dudes driving around together servicing the shacks one day, without gloves, and between them on the seat of the truck was an open box of fried chicken that they were sharing between stops. Yum yum
Turd immunity
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Chance1216 7/26/2020 11:16am
7/26/2020 11:16am
Such and such baby photos, wipe ass to develop.
Saw this on the TP dispenser years ago with my bosses name on it. Whistling
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I was doing my apprenticeship in Switzerland on a construction site, where we had this Spanish guy go to the Porta loo every day after lunch break for 20 minutes or so.
So the foreman asked me to see how the Porta loo was put together. I found it was the roof and walls bolted to the floor quite simple setup. So....... next day I get to work foreman was already on site with a massive smile on his face, come lunchtime he was sniggering to himself and could hardly hold it in. I ask what’s so funny he replies just wait. So after lunch our Spanish mate goes to the loo as alway the boss runs over to the loo and whistles for the crane...... hooks the top of the loo and hey presto we had us a Spaniard on The throne taking a dump, needless to say he never used the Porta potty again.
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mikec265 7/26/2020 9:04pm
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I've seen some political things written on the shitter wall that made me blow up laughing, but too many on here couldn't handle it without a shit show to follow.
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Deja New 7/27/2020 1:59am
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Some life skills I’ve lernt from Porta loos

Here I sit and hesitate
Should I poop
Or Masturbate

Should you ever feel powerless
Remember a single one of you pubes.....
Can shut down a restaurant....

And one I did a while back



One that’s soooooooooo true.....


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Hoseclamp 7/27/2020 6:10am
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Here I sit broken hearted, had to shit but only farted
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sumdood 7/27/2020 1:36pm
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Don't look up here the joke is in your hand
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Anything over 3 pounds must be lowered mechanically.
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Deja New 7/29/2020 2:01am
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Chance1216 wrote:
[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2020/07/28/440996/s1200_3B791912_CB0C_4F59_A51E_FADE8ABBE0BF.jpg[/img]

Written like a true DUF......
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omalley 7/29/2020 6:53am
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My local Kawi/Honda shop had an 8x11 paper above the toilet paper dispenser. It was done up to look exactly like a Honda factory service bulletin with tech instructions-for how to replace the toilet paper roll...Laughing
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Falcon 7/29/2020 8:43am
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omalley wrote:
My local Kawi/Honda shop had an 8x11 paper above the toilet paper dispenser. It was done up to look exactly like a Honda factory service bulletin...
My local Kawi/Honda shop had an 8x11 paper above the toilet paper dispenser. It was done up to look exactly like a Honda factory service bulletin with tech instructions-for how to replace the toilet paper roll...Laughing
Nice. I used to carefully peel off the warning stickers from my bikes and put them on the toilet tank. You know, "Experienced operator only!"
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Nairb#70 8/5/2020 10:19am
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Here I sit, amongst this vapor,
Waiting for some toilet paper,
How much longer must I linger,
Before I'm forced to use my finger.
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Nairb#70 8/5/2020 10:25am
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Stan, Stan he's the lavatory man,
He's the general keeper of the crapper and the can,
He issues the tissues, and hands out the towels,
While he listens to the music of the bladder and the bowels.
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XXVoid MainXX 8/5/2020 10:59am
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Here I sit in grunting stupor, shitting out a Florida state trooper.
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I wish I was a ring upon my true loves hand, so everytime she wiped her ass I'd see the promised land.
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XXVoid MainXX wrote:
Here I sit in grunting stupor, shitting out a Florida state trooper.
Saw one that was similar:

Here I sit alone on the pooper,
just gave birth to a new state trooper.
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Nighttrain 8/6/2020 7:04pm
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I’ll hold a deuce until I can get to a private and secure place or sh@t in some woods.
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SEEMEFIRST 8/6/2020 10:34pm
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Nighttrain wrote:
I’ll hold a deuce until I can get to a private and secure place or sh@t in some woods.
I never shit at home.
I get paid nicely to shit at work.

Hell. I save them up.
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