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Edited Date/Time
5/5/2018 6:54pm
I had a burger and corn on the cob for dinner last night. I woke up about 3 hours later with a grumbling stomach. In about 5 minutes it turned into a cramp. Having had food poisoning before I knew where to go. I don't barf so this episode was entirely in the seated position. After about 3 or 4 minutes, the cramps got really bad and I started sweating like crazy. Then I got really dizzy. 2 or 3 more minutes went by and the volcano erupted. The cramps went away but I was still sweating and really dizzy. After about 5 minutes, I went back to my bed and laid down without a blanket. In a few minutes, I felt my body cool off, dizziness went away, cramps were already gone and the sweating had come to an abrupt halt. All symptoms were gone. I was asleep in 10 minutes. The whole thing lasted maybe 30 minutes, start to end.
WTF was that? Usually, food poisoning is an all nighter, or at least a few hours. This was weird.
WTF was that? Usually, food poisoning is an all nighter, or at least a few hours. This was weird.
If it was food poisoning, like you said it would have lasted much longer and probably a little more intense
The Shop
https://youtu.be/b7l6jg4Hlog?rel=0
The trick is to do the simultaneous shit and flush- that avoids the noxious vapor cloud and the flush sounds covers up the ass explosion. You might have to flush multiple times but at least you won't stink the place up into next week.
A person's body can do weird things , and react different to it compared to other. I believe what I had was a bug of some type. Because my medic neighbor ( who was kind enough to come over ) had the exact same thing happen to him 2 days later. Think he got what I had.
Pit Row
Scooter will be in momentarily to paint a picture of his latest BM momentarily.
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